A House Tour is Like.....

I thought letting people walk through your house would be like letting people see you in your underwear......everything exposed and hanging out. But it's more like parading down a runway in a beautiful, glittery gown. You are primped and puckered and rouged and no one sees the flaws. However, there is an exception to that....... If you are in this high brow fashion show and do not have a fancy gown but a tacky eighties jumpsuit that you believe is gorgeous, a pair of 5 inch heels that glow in the dark and a big fro hat that lights up and plays Jingle Bells - be ready for ridicule. You may think you are fabulous but people are talking. That's one reason i would never let people walk through my house. I don't want to be the one they all make fun of behind my back.....i want to wear my costumes without the attention.....let them talk about you not me......:)