I WIN, I WIN!! (I WISH)

I used to say "if i ever won the lottery i wouldn't tell anyone but i would drive into the middle of Iowa somewhere and call everyone i know to tell them i had broken down and need their help--please come get me" Anyone that showed up would get $20,000." But you know, i've told that to so many people - i'm afraid they would all come - but not for the right reasons. I'm going to have to revise my strategy........

What would you do if you won? Would you scream? faint? be in shocked silence? cry? jump up and down?---I would probably do a combination of them all..... oh................ wouldn't it be loverly??????????