I HATE DENTISTS

Who likes these guys? You have to be sick, demented and crazy to actually want to see the dentist---that's like enjoying your GYN exam.

I've been seeing the same dentist since i was three years old. My mother took me with my brothers so i "wouldn't be afraid of the dentist". He was getting married that year.... I had two cavities.

That's where it all started. By five i had five fillings and the dentist was buying a house. By six i had a crown on a baby tooth. That's the year my dentist's twins were born. Do you see a pattern here? I used to hide under the dining room table the day of my dental appointment thinking they may just forget about me if i wasn't seen. Sooner ot later they would have to drag me out crying.

Now his son is my dentist and i remind him every visit how my mouth put him through dental school and he better treat it nicely. He just had his first baby and guess what? I have two cavities!